hogbama

so apparently everyone in america has an obama now?

i don't know what an obama is, but it's probably not worth getting out of bed for.
- muffin h. hog.

getting cagey

this is my home:

it's pretty awesome, but it would be even better if it didn't open, because then nobody would bother me.
- muffin h. hog.

hogtown

so you're probably thinking, what kind of hedgehog drives a mercedes?

but i wouldn't know, because i spent the whole ride to london in a small plastic container.

- muffin h. hog.