squeaking and clean

i really really hate water and i don't understand why i have to take baths.  there are tons of famous people who don't take baths!

so next time leave me alone in my cage and maybe i will become a grammy winning artist.

- muffin h. hog.

two beautiful hogs stand before me...

which one of these hedgehogs do you think looks grumpy?

in case you didn't figure it out, it's a trick question. they are both me, so they are both extremely grumpy because they have both been woken up and taken out of their cages. just saying.

- muffin h. hog.

exorcist exercise

i can do this great trick sometimes:

it might not look great, but it scares people off while you're doing it, which is definitely great. so next time you think about picking me up, first think about my trick.
- muffin h. hog.