bedrest

this is a shameless plea to get the help to buy me an egyptian cotton duvet.
- muffin h. hog.

on top of the world

the help thought this was really, really funny

but that's probably because nobody got them out of bed to make them stand on a globe.

- muffin h. hog.

come fly with me

apparently for small humans, this feels like flying.

fyi, i think for hedgehogs it just feels exhausting, uncomfortable, and slightly humiliating.
- muffin h. hog.

superhog

i don't know where they sell hedgehog masks

but i would love to have one because it looks like the perfect disguise, and nobody will ever bother me if i'm in disguise because they won't recognize me.
- muffin h. hog