arm & hogger

so my agent called me today about getting my teeth whitened.

i don't understand why being famous has to involve leaving your cage so much, but i guess if i can still eat chocolate after then i'll be okay.
- muffin h. hog.

hungry hungry hedgehog

probably the best thing about living in a city is delivery

because i think the best kind of food you can eat is the kind that lets you stay in your cage all day. 
- muffin h. hog.

waterhogged

i really hate the water

but being helplessly stranded on an upside down pot in the middle of bathtub is not only awful, it is embarrassing.

- muffin h. hog.

spaghedgi

when i got a call about this photo shoot, i thought they were joking.

they weren't, so "i love spaghetti."
- muffin h. hog.

hog rights

so i am not usually very activist because i think sleep is more important than rights but did you know that hedgehogs are illegal some places?

how messed up is it that i can't go to the spa in california and sleep for a week straight, because that is probably the best part about being famous.

- muffin h. hog.