hoggy christmas

sometimes it's hard to get away from the cameras in this house, and i thought hiding under the christmas hat was a pretty good idea.  and then before you know it, i'm in a music video.
  
i guess life is pretty unpredictable when you're famous.  i also guess i'll need to find another hiding place.
- muffin h. hog

hogdeer

the last time i checked, none of santa's reindeer were named "muffin". 

so enough with the antlers, thanks.
- muffin h. hog

some hog over the rainbow

so you know that song from the wizard of oz about lions and tigers and bears? it sounds catchy and fun, but i bet it makes you want to stay out of the forest. that's why i like to squeak it sometimes when people get near my cage because it reminds them that i am scary. then they leave me alone so i can go back to sleep.

- muffin h. hog.

hedgechef

would you put your child down on the burners to run around?  probably not.  i was really close to calling tiggywinkles, but then i thought i better not to risk losing my free ride.

- muffin h. hog.

dial m for muffin

so today the help decided to decorate my cage, which i think probably means that a camera crew from mtv cribs will be over any minute.

i don't really mind that much though because shiny things are distracting, so maybe people will forget that they came to wake me up when they see my cage tinsel.
- muffin h. hog