hogshots

so apparently every celebrity takes "headshots" for their agent to give out.
 

i'm smaller than a head, though, i thought it would be okay to do full body shots. 
- muffin h. hog.

bowled over

so my agent called this morning and told me that i needed to promote more products.  but the only products i'm really interested in are things you can sit in, so may i present "bowls".

- muffin h. hog

hog vs. hen

you know what's awesome? 

chicken.
- muffin h. hog.

hogidays lost

so the help finally got around to putting away their christmas decoarations today. 

i don't understand why you would go through so much effort to put all these decorations up just knowing that you have to take them down, especially when you could be asleep instead.
- muffin h. hog

hog family robinson

so you know how human relatives always come for the holidays and even though you're not working you still can't sleep all day because they bother you? 

well as usual, hedgehogs know better. my cousin werner hedgehog just moved over from germany and even though he's been staying with me since christmas, he hasn't made a peep.

- muffin h. hog

hoggy new year

i thought the best way to bring in the new year would be hiding under a log, but apparently my agent had other ideas and booked me a gig in times square.

i have to say, new york is a lot smaller than i thought it would be.
- muffin h. hog.