having a ball

the only thing i liked about being in a giant plastic ball

is that it made it way easier to pee all over the living room.
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totally tubular

as someone who often hides in circular objects,

suffice it to say this is not the result i was expecting.
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room for one more

can you see what i'm doing in this picture?

nope. that's why i love my log house. 
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bedrest

this is a shameless plea to get the help to buy me an egyptian cotton duvet.
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on top of the world

the help thought this was really, really funny

but that's probably because nobody got them out of bed to make them stand on a globe.

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come fly with me

apparently for small humans, this feels like flying.

fyi, i think for hedgehogs it just feels exhausting, uncomfortable, and slightly humiliating.
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superhog

i don't know where they sell hedgehog masks

but i would love to have one because it looks like the perfect disguise, and nobody will ever bother me if i'm in disguise because they won't recognize me.
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