hog lite

i'm not sure if the help bought these twiglets to remind me of the forest

but not even hedgehogs like marmite, and the only good bag of twiglets is an empty one.
- muffin h. hog.

hedgebag

so when i got in this bag, i thought, at least people won't be able to see me and maybe they'll leave me alone to sleep.

i was wrong

and now i think i now how fish feel, which is way worse than hedgehogs.
- muffin h. hog.

hog and go seek

i don't understand why socks only come in pairs instead of in fours. don't humans have four limbs, too?

i guess sometimes people are just dumb.
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hog-a-by baby

my tip for the day is that if you work hard enough,

you can turn anything into a pillow.
- muffin h. hog.

having a ball

the only thing i liked about being in a giant plastic ball

is that it made it way easier to pee all over the living room.
- muffin h. hog.

totally tubular

as someone who often hides in circular objects,

suffice it to say this is not the result i was expecting.
- muffin h. hog.

room for one more

can you see what i'm doing in this picture?

nope. that's why i love my log house. 
- muffin h. hog.