waterhogged

i really hate the water

but being helplessly stranded on an upside down pot in the middle of bathtub is not only awful, it is embarrassing.

- muffin h. hog.

spaghedgi

when i got a call about this photo shoot, i thought they were joking.

they weren't, so "i love spaghetti."
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hog rights

so i am not usually very activist because i think sleep is more important than rights but did you know that hedgehogs are illegal some places?

how messed up is it that i can't go to the spa in california and sleep for a week straight, because that is probably the best part about being famous.

- muffin h. hog.

boxed out

can you find me?

i hope not.
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skinny muffin

just to clarify, you are not the first person to think it is cute to call me "mini-muffin" because i am a pygmy hedgehog.

ha. ha. ha.
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hogheels

i guess the only good thing about being in the kitchen sink is that when people take everything but the kitchen sink, they will leave you behind and let you go back to sleep.
- muffin h. hog.

hedgespa

i don't know why people think baths are relaxing. 

hiding under a towel and sleeping is way better than floating on your back and trying to keep your head out of water. sometimes i think people really just don't get it.  other times i know they don't.
- muffin h. hog.