two beautiful hogs stand before me...

which one of these hedgehogs do you think looks grumpy?

in case you didn't figure it out, it's a trick question. they are both me, so they are both extremely grumpy because they have both been woken up and taken out of their cages. just saying.

- muffin h. hog.

exorcist exercise

i can do this great trick sometimes:

it might not look great, but it scares people off while you're doing it, which is definitely great. so next time you think about picking me up, first think about my trick.
- muffin h. hog.

hogbama

so apparently everyone in america has an obama now?

i don't know what an obama is, but it's probably not worth getting out of bed for.
- muffin h. hog.

getting cagey

this is my home:

it's pretty awesome, but it would be even better if it didn't open, because then nobody would bother me.
- muffin h. hog.

hogtown

so you're probably thinking, what kind of hedgehog drives a mercedes?

but i wouldn't know, because i spent the whole ride to london in a small plastic container.

- muffin h. hog.