debutante

this cake makes me really nervous

because what if i fall asleep and somebody decides that i look like a dessert?

that's why whenever i'm asleep and i hear people coming, i make sure to make a lot of unpleasant noises so they know i am alive.

- muffin h. hog.

gossip hog

my agent sent me this magazine today.

i think he wants me to know just how far you can go even if you were born behind bars like me and leighton.
- muffin h. hog.

kiss the hog

i dont know a lot about saint patrick, but apparently he got famous from getting rid of all the snakes in ireland.  i don't really like snakes much either, but i hope he's not coming back for hedgehogs. 

- muffin h. hog.

papped

these days it seems like you can't even run from hiding place to hiding place without the paparazzi on your tail. can you beileve how brazen this one was?

the good thing about being a hedgehog is, you don't need giant sunglasses to hide your face.

- muffin h. hog.

hogerella

you know that story about that girl who loses a shoe and then somebody really rich shows up at her door with it? 

i bet that shoe wasn't an old gym shoe.  sigh...
- muffin h. hog.