hedgebag

so when i got in this bag, i thought, at least people won't be able to see me and maybe they'll leave me alone to sleep.

i was wrong

and now i think i now how fish feel, which is way worse than hedgehogs.
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hog and go seek

i don't understand why socks only come in pairs instead of in fours. don't humans have four limbs, too?

i guess sometimes people are just dumb.
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hog-a-by baby

my tip for the day is that if you work hard enough,

you can turn anything into a pillow.
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having a ball

the only thing i liked about being in a giant plastic ball

is that it made it way easier to pee all over the living room.
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totally tubular

as someone who often hides in circular objects,

suffice it to say this is not the result i was expecting.
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room for one more

can you see what i'm doing in this picture?

nope. that's why i love my log house. 
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bedrest

this is a shameless plea to get the help to buy me an egyptian cotton duvet.
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