hemming and pawing

according to my trainer, it's usually a good idea to have a nice stretch before you hit the exercise wheel, even if your legs are less than an inch long.

- muffin h. hog.

hogurrito

i can't say i was that excited about a picture that makes me look like an edible mexican staple, but at least i am not a chicken, a pig, or a cow.

- muffin h. hog.

hogadonna

i called my agent immediately after this picture was taken.

- muffin h. hog.

hogoween

can you guess my halloween costume?  you can probably tell from the pictures how much i enjoyed wearing it.

in case you need it, here is a hint.

i guess it could be worse though because at least this house doesn't have a hall of mirrors full of other scary wardrobe choices from the 80s.

-  muffin h. hog

soilent hog

i can't believe this used to be legal

but just in case people forget that hedgehogs are a protected species, i called my lawyer and she thought it might be worth reminding them.

so don't try to eat me or i will sue you.
- muffin h. hog

hoglift

my agent took me to a plastic veterinary surgeon over the weekend because he said there are lots of hedgehogs out there and you can always look younger, but i think i look best when i am left alone. 

so next time, don't call me before noon.
- muffin h. hog.

chogolate

chocolate is probably the best reason to get out of bed.

- muffin h. hog.