Monday, October 12, 2009

hoglift

my agent took me to a plastic veterinary surgeon over the weekend because he said there are lots of hedgehogs out there and you can always look younger, but i think i look best when i am left alone. 

so next time, don't call me before noon.
- muffin h. hog.

1 comment:

jennieandslim said...

this is alarming, muffin. you are headed for washed-up celebrity reality series if you start having nips and tucks so young!